further instructions to followTumblr (3.0; @jacklinguini)http://jacklinguini.com/<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shaggy_dog_story">that dog's not so shaggy.</a>http://jacklinguini.com/post/15910884783http://jacklinguini.com/post/15910884783Sun, 15 Jan 2012 16:07:20 -0700<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unix_time">-30665520</a>http://jacklinguini.com/post/15677487899http://jacklinguini.com/post/15677487899Wed, 11 Jan 2012 08:48:00 -0700<p><span>1326177420</span></p>http://jacklinguini.com/post/15677811557http://jacklinguini.com/post/15677811557Tue, 10 Jan 2012 13:37:00 -0700<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxe3k4xNii1qzbikjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>NO SIGNAL</p>http://jacklinguini.com/post/15406235590http://jacklinguini.com/post/15406235590Fri, 06 Jan 2012 11:33:40 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lww2p7hs2q1qzbikjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>for the price of a cup of coffee:</p> <p>you can help him overcome his fears.</p> <p>#keepitfree!</p>http://jacklinguini.com/post/14889946556http://jacklinguini.com/post/14889946556Tue, 27 Dec 2011 17:55:00 -0700<a href="http://boingboing.net/2011/12/21/complex-systems-institute-clai.html">MERRY XMA$ - THANKS FOR PLAYING</a>http://jacklinguini.com/post/14758719471http://jacklinguini.com/post/14758719471Sun, 25 Dec 2011 00:00:06 -0700<a href="http://boingboing.net/2011/12/21/tom-the-dancing-bug-so-yo.html">FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS TO FOLLOW</a>http://jacklinguini.com/post/14718255658http://jacklinguini.com/post/14718255658Sat, 24 Dec 2011 04:20:00 -0700<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv2z17bUoY1qzbikjo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>BAN PSYCHIC BROADCASTING.</p>http://jacklinguini.com/post/13170687831http://jacklinguini.com/post/13170687831Tue, 22 Nov 2011 12:22:00 -0700<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luhjtjMoWb1qzbikjo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>ack</p>http://jacklinguini.com/post/12634313868http://jacklinguini.com/post/12634313868Fri, 11 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqmc9iNGdV1qzbikjo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>WE FOUND YOUR DOG.</p>http://jacklinguini.com/post/9486133327http://jacklinguini.com/post/9486133327Sat, 27 Aug 2011 21:27:17 -0600<a href="http://youtu.be/sP4NMoJcFd4">YOU CAN'T HUG EVERY CAT</a>http://jacklinguini.com/post/8882998074http://jacklinguini.com/post/8882998074Sat, 13 Aug 2011 17:21:59 -0600<a href="http://unixepoch.com/">ZERO DAY</a>http://jacklinguini.com/post/7511212462http://jacklinguini.com/post/7511212462Mon, 11 Jul 2011 00:00:00 -0600<a href="http://jacklinguini.com">hello world</a>http://jacklinguini.com/post/7312272035http://jacklinguini.com/post/7312272035Wed, 06 Jul 2011 13:46:01 -0600<a href="http://www.manpagez.com/man/8/reboot/">reboot -lq</a>http://jacklinguini.com/post/7126136345http://jacklinguini.com/post/7126136345Fri, 01 Jul 2011 00:00:00 -0600unixlinux<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll40x8oMdy1qzbikjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><p class="wp-caption-text">Got my hands up. They’re playing my song… The butterflies fly away…</p></p>http://jacklinguini.com/post/5437111294http://jacklinguini.com/post/5437111294Thu, 12 May 2011 19:17:00 -0600<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkmzxjZ3ga1qzbikjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>SO I PICK THE WORLD UP AND I’MA DROP IT ON YOUR HEAD</p>http://jacklinguini.com/post/5168468641http://jacklinguini.com/post/5168468641Tue, 03 May 2011 14:36:00 -0600<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkj8xb3xWx1qzbikjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>at the tone the time will be 5:48</p>http://jacklinguini.com/post/5109546879http://jacklinguini.com/post/5109546879Sun, 01 May 2011 14:00:00 -0600<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkcphfYP261qzbikjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>apple has a new iphone.</p> <p>it is white.</p> <p>you will buy it.</p> <p>it is white.</p> <p>rinse</p> <p>lather</p> <p>rinse</p> <p>repeat.</p>http://jacklinguini.com/post/5007449059http://jacklinguini.com/post/5007449059Thu, 28 Apr 2011 01:15:00 -0600<p><a href="http://www.geekosystem.com/playstation-network-down/"><img alt="SONY = FAIL !!" src="http://static02.mediaite.com/geekosystem/uploads/2010/03/psn-fail-whale.gif" height="199" width="265"/></a><br/><br/>Holy sh!t. I haven’t been able to do HULU or NetFLIX on my PS3 the last 3-4 days. I just assumed that it was bad DNS from Comcast. or something Comcastic…<br/><br/>Nope. Turns out Sony’s whole PSN Network has been compromised.<br/>And the whole darn thing is offline. WOW. I can’t imagine how expensive this is becoming for them…<br/><br/>These quotes from their Corporate Apologist leaves me dumbfounded:<br/><br/>We have discovered that between April 17 and April 19, 2011, certain PlayStation Network and Qriocity service user account information was compromised in connection with an illegal and unauthorized intrusion into our network…<br/><br/>we believe that an unauthorized person has obtained the following information that you provided: name, address (city, state, zip), country, email address, birthdate, PlayStation Network/Qriocity password and login, and handle/PSN online ID. <br/><br/>…and expect to restore some services within a week. <br/><br/>wow. wow. wow.<br/><br/>I don’t know how to feel about this. If they did it to <a title="the white devil" href="http://www.apple.com">the white devil</a> I’d be laughing and praising these H h@ck3z. But since it is messing with my HULU on PS3. Thats’ messing with my quality of life</p> <p>Here’s what Sony says:</p> <p><a href="http://blog.us.playstation.com/2011/04/26/update-on-playstation-network-and-qriocity/."><a href="http://blog.us.playstation.com/2011/04/26/update-on-playstation-network-and-qriocity/.">http://blog.us.playstation.com/2011/04/26/update-on-playstation-network-and-qriocity/.</a></a></p> <p>And here’s an article about the first(?) lawsuit against Sony on *this* outage:</p> <p><a href="http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2384523,00.asp"><a href="http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2384523,00.asp">http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2384523,00.asp</a></a></p>http://jacklinguini.com/post/4998321738http://jacklinguini.com/post/4998321738Wed, 27 Apr 2011 18:27:00 -0600<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkbrjowF021qzbikjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>NEVER TRUST A ROBOT</p>http://jacklinguini.com/post/4989672530http://jacklinguini.com/post/4989672530Wed, 27 Apr 2011 13:02:00 -0600